Santas Beard

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.

Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!

by B$ March 28, 2005

Beard Hickey

Noun - The result of a making out with a bearded person. A beard hickey is a red, dry, scratched up chin or jaw/jaw-line that is caused by the rubbing up of a bearded face with the rubbing up of a non-bearded face. For treatment, apply moisturizer to the affected area 6-10 times a day for 4-10 weeks, or as needed.

After the movie make-out, a beard hickey claimed the chin of my smooth skinned lady friend.

by Joe Alterman January 5, 2009

Beard Fag

Hipster's who still somehow think that having a big disgusting beard makes them stylish or unique.

Look at that beard fag, he thinks it's 2002.

by Stephdog April 27, 2011

spunk beard

A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.

"Stop cumming in my mouth or i'll end up with a spunk beard"

by Paul Johnston August 14, 2006

summer beard

A beard that won't quite grow in all the way leaving sporadic patches of hair on your face and neck. Instead of all the hairs growing in some 'er here, some 'er there.

What's up with your scruff dude?
Just my summer beard, some 'er here, some 'er there.
Oh. Damn.

by themightyclamavenger February 8, 2010

hobo's beard

When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.

I got hobo's beard from Tom last night. fuck Tom.

by tatertot December 26, 2007

Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.

You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011