embryo wasted

The act of getting so drunk, you pull a lucy and pass out in any given spot.

Dude, I got so embryo wasted last night, I passed out face down in a lawn.

by kenluckatal November 29, 2012

Walkup Wasted

A state of total inebriation, where unspeakable things are bound to happen.

Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.

Jim: Who's ready to get Walkup Wasted?!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!

by kylebutler32 August 5, 2012

Nuclear Waste

That shit you find and cover yourself in because you wanted to get super powers. But doesn't work because it kills you

Guy:OH SHIT NUCLEAR WASTE I WANT SUPER POWERS
*covers self in nuclear waste*
*dies from cancer and shit*

by Lazylittlebastard May 30, 2019

waste of stalk

When you're in a black hole of stalking profiles and accidentally like something on a randoms profile and you're caught, and they aren't even attractive so there's no benefit, therefore, waste of stalk. Those individuals being stalked will be referred to as stalk wasters.

Alycia: I did it again!! Just liked a random persons post!
Nikki: Silly thumbs! Was he hot?
Alycia: Nope
Nikki: hahahaha
Alycia: Waste of stalk

by Kleatus June 16, 2020

waste of space

a person who has no worth or very little worth that is good for nothing other then being a housemaid or a cum dumpster, is easily manipulated to believe you care so you are able to have full control of every aspect of them

Lets make a mockery of that waste of space

by janruan August 21, 2022

Kinnett wasted

The act of two people drinking too much.

Jarred and I got Kinnett wasted last weekend.

by Floridaboy October 10, 2013

Naked Wasted

You get soo wasted that you either end up naked or pucking yourself. You don't remember what you did cause you got naked wasted!

Dakota had not drank in awhile, his friend told him they were going to get him naked wasted. Dakota drank so many shots, that he started saying crazy things and went to throw a punch. The next morning he did not recall any of this because he got naked wasted! He also fell asleep in the bathroom with his pants off. He cant explain that one!

by Universal mind March 29, 2017