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hymn for the weekend 

The best dang song by the band Coldplay
Hey I'm listening to hymn for the weekend!

But eventually the word will

But eventually the word will, will word will

Badger the Witness 

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation
1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.

under the weather

Feel sick, poor health, tired or exhausted.
"Oh pelase, don't ask me to cook today, I'm a bit under the weather"
under the weather by Florian September 28, 2006

I am the Walrus

A song by the Beatles. "I Am the Walrus" is on the Beatles' 1967 release Magical Mystery Tour.
Dude #1: "I love 'I am the Walrus' by the Beatles."
Dude #2: "OH RLY."

The women's restroom is over there 

An annoying phrase used by homophobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom.

Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.

Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.
(Enter long-haired guy, stage left)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!

(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!

(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)