Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.

Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.

by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

moving plants

Code word for when one fucks his family.

Im helping my grandmother "moving plants".

by Ronaldleep April 26, 2017

Lesbian House Plant

translating an original text of mediocre quality gamer from the origin language get good.

in the target language of just get good.

Andrew begins to imagine his G-fuel is kicking in and can miss no shot or no man left on his 144 fps monitor.

IN all reality Andrew is just running it down mid causing our team to want to ALT4, leaving our teammates no choice but to ask him if his brain is still intact.... im babling...long story short Andrew is upset I told him to stop running down midlane like his third stimulus is there. It's not, we all know it's not.

Verb: Jonathan got cucked by a an alley nade, jonathan then proceeds to tell Kyle you are being a lesbian house plant for being upset that im upset you naded me.

by tcb April 1, 2021

Suculant Plant

Vagina, Pussy

He wanted a taste of her suculant plant.

by h 2.0 August 30, 2019

Plantes bird

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

by Kate minden March 21, 2017

planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.

John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.

by kolkolkol January 6, 2012