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Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.
"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."
by Yabagoot June 16, 2018
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bread fold

A slice of bread added with spread, then folded in half and eaten.
A: What did you have for breakfast?

B: Just a bread fold with nutella.
by cookiewings May 25, 2017
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The Feddie Fold

Well I figured I'd be the first to put it on here. Since Oregon's Governor just signed the "BLUE" bill for the Oregon homeless. To get $1,000 a month cash as a gift.. If you live in portland / vancouver then you are more familiar than you would like with " the feddie-fold!" Which comes in any number of ways. Basically it is what a fetynal addicts body does after consumption. You have heard the term " fold up like a lawn-chair?" Well in this case the fetynol consumer becomes the chair... Hence the term "the feddie-fold".
Had to step over 3 of them on the way into work this morning..They are so high on those blue fetynol pills! Looks like they are doing "the feddie fold"
by Arik Arbo April 17, 2023
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Folded

When you’re really high and you’re folded like laundry.
Hey man... i’m really folded.
by ilickballsforfree November 2, 2019
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Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
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The folded animator

"I'm subscribed to the folded animator!"
by The folded animator July 1, 2022
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Neva Fold

said when you know truly you won't sell out (say it in a Jamaican accent)
*playing basketball and it's game point*
"I Neva fold"
by dw about it May 18, 2019
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