by anonymous May 14, 2023

by thatgingerscouser April 11, 2024

The Moana Problem, first coined by Matthew Walsh circa 2024, is a theory that suggests that there is really no cure to Racism, especially with children.
Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.
Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.
by YourfavoriteConservative January 6, 2025

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.
by Jinde Kush July 25, 2015

by asknflandf November 17, 2022

by heydysobs February 26, 2022

The frustration that occurs in a two male, one female threesome attempting double penetration without their balls touching.
by Rikstah April 4, 2024
