danger doug

anything stupid a redneck does.

frank: Remeber that time uncle tom got his nipple bit off by his cat after trying to finger it?

Dan: Yea he pulled a danger doug on that one

by moshe da beadle July 7, 2008

Dangerous Toys

One of the lamest of the lame 80s hair bands, whose most notable song "Sporting A Woody" pristinely and simultaneously denotes exactly what kind of music they made and what kind of fans they were courting.

Sportin' a woody, when you're walking byyyy! Sportin' a woody, when your titties fly!! What great music Dangerous Toys were able to create. Or not.

by Neilmiser April 29, 2004

danger noodle

Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.

"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"

by majestic sea flap flap January 17, 2016

Danger Piss

When urinating in a urinal that is flushing , so as you piss it nearly overflows on you.

I was having a danger piss , and it now I have piss on my shoes.

by RDN7 June 14, 2011

Danger Kitten

The act of being devilishly catty, while keeping your sexual appeal high to the male poplutation of the world.

Sway was acting Danger Kittenish this evening towards Bazzy and iBat.

by idangerkitten September 7, 2005

danger bottle

A container (often a Nalgene) into which cold and tired conservation crew members pee to avoid leaving their tents at night. Danger bags can also be used but are far more dangerous and embarrassing.

"Bad news, guys. The danger bottle wrecked my sleeping bag last night. Sorry if I smell like piss -- you're going to have to deal with it for the next seven days."

In the event of a nocturnal pee emergency, a danger bottle is highly preferable to your helmet.

by dontspillthedangerbottle2 January 23, 2011

Danger Bay

When something is pretty dangerous.It's like 'Sick bay' but dangerous.

Stop agitating that cat or you will soon be in danger bay

by Cory Sullivan December 28, 2011