thanos papi

as sexy asfresh garlick bread. the sexiest of sexy bois and if there is one thing he likes is feet pics

girl 1: that guy is so hot

girl 2: yee he looks like thanos papi

by thanos baby April 30, 2019

do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence

Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist

by BlitzRain July 2, 2022

Thanos

When yes

"The balance has been yeeted" -Thanos

by adamthegoat September 4, 2019

thanos

the annoying turd in the bowl that will never flush, it comes out in a snap but even when you get a bunch of superheroes to get rid of this poop it just wont go away even after 22 movies

dude someone left a thanos in the bowl, call the avengers!

by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

thanos

A mentally challenged, purple man who plans to bring peace to the universe using his foreign rizz and colorful rock collection. Can bench a whole ass spaceship, so don't get too close.

Ah, Thanos adopted another wacko orphan.

by Righteous-mcmuffin04 May 17, 2023

Thanos

The hottest thing in the whole entire universe, his nut chin makes you smile when it is on screen and best of all you have a better chance of getting with him because half of the universe is gone! He will get you a colorful rock or something that makes him strong, oh no thanos is so hot that the Avengers are coming to end his hot rain of terror.

Thanos why u so H O T

by Theeviltoenail June 4, 2019

Thanos Chocolate

When you take a shit but it breaks into a million pieces.

Jeffrickson:"I ate too many beans and I made Thanos Chocolate."

by BTC123 May 8, 2019