Bees

The only true gods, proven by the fact that they shouldn't be able to lift their fat little bodies off of the ground. Worshipped by anyone who is still sane. Everyone knows that all bees have the capability of destroying the planet, but for some strange reason, they don't. They enjoy human sacrifices and mimosas.

Bill:"Praise all bees!" ________________________Jeff:"What the fuck, dude?"

by BTC123 May 08, 2019

Wasteland

Africa

Joffrie:"Africa is such a fucking wasteland."

by BTC123 May 08, 2019

Thanos Chocolate

When you take a shit but it breaks into a million pieces.

Jeffrickson:"I ate too many beans and I made Thanos Chocolate."

by BTC123 May 08, 2019