When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.
Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?
Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.
You: WTF?!
Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.
You: WTF?!
Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
by kadatz May 18, 2010
Get the out of con-text mug.A person (male or female) who constantly has their phone open minute by minute. From right when they wake up, to right before they go to bed. Their phone is like a reusable drug, and you know when someone is addicted. Click, clack, click, click is all you hear from them. Even if they come in contact with the person they are texting, they still text after parting ways for some odd reason.
It makes them feel at ease to have their phone extremely close to them. If their phone is dead or forgotten somehwere, they go into depression and/or a "sleepy" state in which they almost stop talking altogether. Anywhere and everywhere they are texting; even at the most awkward places where you would not be texting, (example: a movie theatre) which is EXTREMELY annoying especially knowing the fact that they aren't even paying any attention to the movie.
You may also notice with avid texters that they pay no attention to anything else except writing their message to the other avid texter. Usually it's described as a zombie or brain dead stage and they are only attentive when the phone is closed. The sad thing is, most phone companies offer "Unlimited Texting" which makes all the avid texters out there go nuts. Also, most phones have "T9 Text" which spells out words for them so they can text pages upon pages of nothing but bullcrap.
Does anyone have a clue of what they are texting? No. Can we find out? No, because if you even touch their phone they will freak out and ask you "what the hell are you doing?" and get very defensive like their phone is a precious diamond.
It makes them feel at ease to have their phone extremely close to them. If their phone is dead or forgotten somehwere, they go into depression and/or a "sleepy" state in which they almost stop talking altogether. Anywhere and everywhere they are texting; even at the most awkward places where you would not be texting, (example: a movie theatre) which is EXTREMELY annoying especially knowing the fact that they aren't even paying any attention to the movie.
You may also notice with avid texters that they pay no attention to anything else except writing their message to the other avid texter. Usually it's described as a zombie or brain dead stage and they are only attentive when the phone is closed. The sad thing is, most phone companies offer "Unlimited Texting" which makes all the avid texters out there go nuts. Also, most phones have "T9 Text" which spells out words for them so they can text pages upon pages of nothing but bullcrap.
Does anyone have a clue of what they are texting? No. Can we find out? No, because if you even touch their phone they will freak out and ask you "what the hell are you doing?" and get very defensive like their phone is a precious diamond.
John: "Hey, Mike, what do you wanna do now?"
Mike: ".....(click, click, clack, click)"
John: "...Mike...?"
Mike: *Shuts phone* "What?!"
John: "Nevermind....text-a-holic..."
Mike: (Click, click, clack, click)
Mike: ".....(click, click, clack, click)"
John: "...Mike...?"
Mike: *Shuts phone* "What?!"
John: "Nevermind....text-a-holic..."
Mike: (Click, click, clack, click)
by the guy who hates text addicts August 16, 2008
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When one uses a cell phone's text messages feature to engage in sexually arrousing discussion in a similar fashion to phone sex or cyber sex. This is most commonly employed for propinquitous-challenged individuals.
It's ashame that that fox lives so far away... I wish I could have him right now! I suppose text sex will have to do.
by The Macstablishment February 17, 2007
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by mish8 January 16, 2011
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Jeez,I've got a bad case of text neck. That last hour of back and forth with my friend, did me in.
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by grubrubber August 21, 2011
Get the Text Neck mug.When you wish to have a relationship with someone but you spend no time together other than texting and you are only refered to as a friend.
Diquad:Hey jenny wassup.
Jenny:Nm.
Diquad:You wanna go see a movie some time?
Jenny:Not right now, i'm out of town with my boyfriend.
Diquad: -_-
Diquad has now been Text-Zoned
Jenny:Nm.
Diquad:You wanna go see a movie some time?
Jenny:Not right now, i'm out of town with my boyfriend.
Diquad: -_-
Diquad has now been Text-Zoned
by Mcnutsack August 31, 2013
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