taint tickler

The growth of facial hair directly beneath a dude's lower lip. Also known as a soul patch.

I wish I could grow a goatee, but all I've got is this mangy taint tickler.

by Ed Gein April 3, 2003

taint brush

A long goatee that brushes/tickles the taint when you eat pussy

I wouldn't want to smell his taint brush after he eats pussy.

by Bellezebub July 14, 2005

salty taint

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"

"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"

by talon88 August 18, 2013

taint thump

Two fingers, two holes and BAM!

David put one in the pink and one in the stink and gave her a taint thump.

by fyrefang December 25, 2008

taint butter

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter

by taaaaaaaaa September 9, 2016

Bikers Taint

The condition that arises when one has ridden a bicycle for an extended period of time and causes the taint to become irritated and angry. There is no known cure.

"I rode my bike for 14 miles the other day. Man did I have a serious case of bikers taint"

by scruffy42 June 23, 2014

Taint Wrangler

(teynt; reyngler) -noun

1. an annoying or idiotic person.
2. A tool or douchebag.

Shut up you taint wrangler!

Dude.... Stop being such a Taint Wrangler.

by Dr. Mjolner February 3, 2010