Twisted Angel

A young australian female who will body slam you and sit back laughing as you try to fight with her....

Twisted Angel: Retard

Person: Piss off drama queen

Twisted Angel: Lolol

by MorphineLips May 27, 2010

twist in the gut

Something that is exciting or thrilling. Also something that causes an intense twisted feeling in your stomach.

That episode of Sons of Anarchy was quite the twist in the gut!

That roller coaster is a total twist in the gut!

by AceMachina October 27, 2011

bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.

"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"

by Tee Hi December 20, 2008

Twisted Tea

The gate-way drink for bitches to drop their panties while you vape like a faggot.

"Hey baby would you like to come over and drink Twisted Teas?"

by Heavy D aka (Lardass) December 9, 2018

twisted fag

someone who starts off as a normal person and ends up a total herb. Pretty much another way of being a train wreck

Britney Spears used to be so hot and cool. now she's just a twisted fag

by Superben June 15, 2008

Twisting Carpet

When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.

1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.

by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 5, 2009

The russian twist

When a man sits on a chair and a women procedes to sit on his dick and have sex with him, while at the same time she is giving him a hair cut.

Todd: "yo, did you get your haircut today?"
Kevin: "no i didn't"
Todd: "I thought you were"
Kevin: "No, who gets haircuts anymore, i got The russian twist"

by Tkov Kdye Jsch December 30, 2011