toilet fetish

when you're sexually attracted to toilets, toilet parts, or people working on toilets.

Ahbi: Haley, is that your toilet?
Haley: Yeah, what about it?
Ahbi: That shit turns me on.
Haley: Toilet fetish much?

by bbyhay17 December 4, 2016

toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

Toilet-shit

Shit which is produced by a common house toilet.

Or: hey man, did you have that crap yet?
Cory: NO! all of the floor is covered with toilet-shit D:

by jeakiller May 8, 2010

Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).

Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake

by Josh March 16, 2004

bitch-toilet

A toilet who's interior bowl region is shallow enough to cause a mans' testicles to drop directly into the toilet water.

"Oh man! It looked like a tall toilet but it was a bitch-toilet and now I have to wash my nuts!", said Jim.

by Fuzzster January 14, 2017

Toilet girl

A toilet girl is an “influencer” who gets a paid for trip to Dubai, just to end up chained to a toilet and getting fuc*ed in the mouth by rich men

“Becky is so hot dude but she was just at this huge yacht in Dubai so I’m worried that she was a toilet girl”

by Adrewski tateiocovich July 22, 2022

Toilet skating

Toilet skatingrefers to the state of the male bathroom floor at a nightclub from 11pm-5am where you can walk to the door and almost ice skate to the urinal or shitter due to the copious amounts of piss/alcohol/vomit that covers every square inch of the floor..

Lad1 hey I got so drunk last night I forgot how to Toilet skate amost broke my neck

Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for

Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide

by Tobionekenobi-lad February 11, 2015