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(v). To fart subtly, and slowly. Usually it is a fart that is restrained to the point where all you can here is a wisp or a faint hissing noise for a few seconds. This fart is not a ripper, or a fanny flapper. It's a breezy one, that can take on the harshest stench depending on what one ate beforehand.
Honestly, Jack, what are you doing behind that window drape?

Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.
by boggler December 25, 2008
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alabama crimson tide

The Alabama Crimson Tide football team is one of the oldest programs in the country, starting in 1892. It holds a record 21 SEC championships, and 12 National Championships. The NCAA also recognizes Alabama as National Champions 5 other times. More than 53 bowl appearances, 17 hall-of-famers, 91 All-Americans honored 101 times.

National Champions: 1925, 1926, 1930, 1934, 1941, 1961, 1964, 1965, 1973, 1978, 1979, 1992.
Other National Champions in NCAA record book: 1945, 1962, 1966, 1975, 1977.
Bowl Record: 30 wins, 20 losses, 3 ties.

Note: Alabama defeated Texas Tech, 13-10, in January 2006 for their 30th bowl win - an NCAA record.
Who is the best college team in history? That's right, Alabama Crimson Tide.
by Pirates_ April 19, 2006
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two times

Commonly added to fuck you up, or to an open hand for five. Popularized by Buggin' Out in the movie Do The Right Thing.
1. Fuck you up two times!
2. Two times, man.
by Lambnesio September 2, 2006
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got shot nine times

The excuse rapper word50 Cent/word uses for his fame. Now used commonly.
Awwwwh man. Arnold is California gorvenor. That is shot got shot nine times.
by Edilberto Garcia October 11, 2003
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Four Times

When an individual masturbates multiple times at one sitting, then reveals this feat to their friends. "Four Times," is used by the individual's friends during a conversation with the "four timer" as a joke.
Derp 1: "Dude... How much magnification is that telescope?"
Derp 2: "I dunno, maybe four times?"
Derp 1: "What does that mean?"
Derp 2: (Silence)
by 5557677757 February 3, 2013
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red tide

A proliferation of a marine plankton toxic and often fatal to fish, perhaps stimulated by the addition of nutrients. A tide can be red, green, or brown, depending on the coloration of the plankton.
A proliferation or bloom of a certain type of plankton with red to orange coloration, that often causes massive fish kills. Though they are a natural phenomenon, blooms are believed to be stimulated by phosphorus and other nutrients discharged into waterways by man.
Sea water which is covered or discoloured by the sudden growth of algal bloom or by a great increase in single-celled organisms, dinoflagellates. Red tides are often fatal to many forms of marine life and, in some cases, can result in human deaths because the dinoflagellates are eaten by clams and mussels which concentrate the paralysing toxins which they produce.
Swimming and close contact with the shore line is not advised during a red tide alert.
by Kelly July 3, 2007
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Tiestoism

One who follows and praises the one and only Tiesto, (Tijis Verwest). The only God that has been number one DJ in the world for over two consecutive years in a row, (and still is and always will be.)
1. One who follows Tiestoism listens to Tiesto's magical, (magikal) trance, old and new styles, on a daily basis.

2. One who follows Tiestoism owns atleast one item representing Tiesto.

3. One who follows Tiestoism can identify "Feel It In My Bones" by the first note.

4. One who follows Tiestoism might consider having the "Tiesto Bird", which resembles freedom, tattoed on them.
by NumberOneTiestoismFollower September 21, 2011
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