FOH Manager

Specializes in micromanaging, ignoring staff requests, and implementing pointless policies. Often found hiding in their office during rush hours and taking credit for the team's hard work. The main talent lies in creating a stressful work environment while pretending to be indispensable.

Great, our FOH Manager just changed the tip-out policy again without telling anyone—another day in paradise!

by Chapó July 7, 2024

Anger management

v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.

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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.

Court order or peer pressure?

by gnostic3 September 14, 2023

Senior manager dance

The happy dance or other physical expression of joy someone does when they know they're going to get a promotion. Could involve wiggling on the spot or fist-pumping.

Don't go doing the senior manager dance yet, you don't even know if you'll get the promotion.

by @pineapplethief November 18, 2016

Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks

It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.

by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017

VOODOO MANAGEMENT

When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.

A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.

When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.

This is nothing but Voodoo management because you are changing the schedule just to appease others.

by tstrasser October 19, 2016

Muffin Manager

A manager that eats your muffins and eats Fortnite kids

I am a Muffin Manager said, my friend. Well then FUCK YOU!!!! UWU

by gchvjb January 14, 2022

social knowledge management

A community where knowledge is shared, rated and redistributed ongoing.

A two-way wiki is one example of social knowledge management or a shared social space such as a social network or VR social space where information can be recorded and shared.

by Lisa K Padilla May 24, 2018