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bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.
obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.
by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009
mugGet the bump fivemug.

Bump fist

A bump fist is where you fist bump upside down
bump fists are normally preformed by an idiot, generally called Aaron, who thinks that doing a bump fist is the normal way to fist bump.
Person 1: wow look at that idiot aaron doing a bump fist
Person 2: they are such an idiot bump fisting like that
by play dO August 7, 2019
mugGet the Bump fistmug.

Bump buzzard

"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "
by The Oxbow May 5, 2018
mugGet the Bump buzzardmug.

bumping cheeks

A reference to sexual activity with your man or woman.
What do you mean you don't remember bumping cheeks last night?
by Meldavo May 27, 2017
mugGet the bumping cheeksmug.

gratitude bump

When you do a favor for a friend, they owe you a bump.
Austin ask's Jesse to get him liquor, now he owes him a gratitude bump.
by steve randy March 28, 2015
mugGet the gratitude bumpmug.

jersey bump

A method of parallel parking in which the parker rams both the car in front and behind it, then settles in the middle.

Usually seen in the hood where little regard is given to one's hooptie.
Terry pulled into the spot and jersey bumped the shit out of the car in front of him, making the alarm go off.
by Brick City Baller February 19, 2007
mugGet the jersey bumpmug.

Bump on a Turd

Something or someone that is utterly and completely useless.
Josh is a bump on a turd so just ignore him.
by plaid333 November 7, 2007
mugGet the Bump on a Turdmug.

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