Apache blonde

A person who has equal parts blonde and another colored hair. Usually black underneath and blond on top. (A patchy blond).

"With all the blonde on top, but black underneath, what color do you call your hair?"

"Apache blonde."

by scorpiogirl August 9, 2012

Undercover Blond

A brunette CONVINCED they are blond/e and everyone around them just doesn´t recognize that their hair consists entirely of golden locks.

Kensyn is such an undercover blond!

by GenesisDanny March 14, 2019

Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Blonde Envy

A Woman who wishes she was blonde.

She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy

by anonymous February 17, 2021

blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, please sit down and read Heroes of Olympus. You’ll thank me afterwards.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021

Marmalade blonde

A ginger haired person

That's not a carrot top its a marmalade blonde

by DeepSmart July 17, 2009

Blonde Ron

A faux pas or blunder.

Don't pull a Blonde Ron and poop in the airplane toilet.

by The Mechanic KoolAid Acid Test January 20, 2020