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thats not what your momma said last night 

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such
your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

thats not what your mom told me last night 

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

Thats not what she said 

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.
Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

thats a whole new level of what the fuck 

basically what it says, thats a whole new level of what the fuck. its so crazy, its a whole new level
Dude: Bro, did you know what happened at that party?!
Other dude: Yeah, that sick shit man. thats a whole new level of what the fuck!!

thats whats up 

person says: "yo I just got this/these hot new (shoes, job, CD, car, etc.)
you say:"THATS WHATS UP!"
thats whats up by BaBiedoll November 26, 2003

and thats whats up!!! 

The act of agreeing. Saying something is good!
I just left the doctor and they told me that I do not have AIDS,an STD, or that big boy Herpe,and thats whats up!!!