Swapping

The act of switching babies for fun.

Chris: hey Collin wanna go Swapping after school?
Collin: hell yeah! lets switch a black baby with a white one today!
Chris: sounds great!

by sawggalicious soul man November 18, 2011

Swooping

Engaging in cunnilingus while the female is defecating. In other words a female blumpkin.

When things needed spicing up he gave her a good salty swooping.

by Hardcore June 3, 2015

Shopping cart

A shopping cart is, to the untrained eye, a device for holding your groceries. But, to a skateboarder, a shopping cart is an obstacle you can ollie over, grind, and ride in. To find an abandoned one of these is like finding a ticket to FUN!

Today I ollied over a shopping cart from a 3 foot ledge.

by Ricky Benda May 31, 2005

Passive Shopping

Endured primarily by male companions of female shoppers. Undesired side effects range from horrible boredom to herniated disks and bankruptcy.

Saturday I suffered from 6 hours of passive shopping following my girl through town. It started quite OK with a hard on in a lingerie shop. It ended terribly when my vertebral disk slipped while I was carrying all those shoes that she bought with my credit card.

by Dietrich October 1, 2007

bra shopping

When someone seemingly takes forever to make a decision, just like when women shop for bras. Someone who takes forever to make up his/her mind is a bra shopper.

What are you doing, bra shopping? Just decide already!

by SYDtheROKR May 22, 2010

Swooping

(Verb). Sweaty pooping.

Also, the act of spontaneously pooping after experiencing swamp ass.

Damn, it's hot in here. I'm going to start swooping any minute now.

by Pancho Bromo April 12, 2016

sim swapping

you take a hoes sim, get the nord vpn on, spoof your number something close to there area code. call there carrier, say that you went on vacation and you lost it or scratched it. big crip cj, out

You: bro wheres your sim nigga?
him: bro i just got sim swapped!
You: lolololol you dumb nigga

sim swapping is when someone has information on you and knows enough to call your carrier and make up shit

by big gdk cj November 18, 2020