swimming pool hotdog

when the buns are a little bit soggy

i gave stacy a swimming pool hotdog

by rennepenne December 3, 2023

simping aint pimping

we don't need a definition for this one.

"simping aint pimping, you feel what im saying?"

by Arxify December 26, 2023

swimming kid

A kid or teen who gives off the mood that makes you think "he definitely has swimming lessons".

"Person 1: Hey, not to be mean, or doesn't that kid look like he does some type of sport?"

"Person 2: Oh, yeah, he does have some swim meets."
"Person 1: Thanks, I could tell that kid was a swimming kid or other kid who does a competitive sport."

by theswimkid2001 May 20, 2024

Simping fuckface

This entire PARAGRAPH of straight glazing:

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?
by xyzzy November 24, 2021

Shame on you, xyzzy, SHAME.
Simps don't get no pussy, or you're a lesbian, then that's okay, just don't be a fucking simp, you attention craving cuck.

Look at Lester, he's being a simping fuckface again.

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025

Simpingsanji

A freaky sense of humor with non-PG jokes here and there, but always respectful, self-aware, and able to dial it back when needed. Listens, adapts, and happens to be very handsome.

SimpingSanji? What the hell, man why are you saying that?”
“’Cause why not, vro.”

by SimpingSanji January 30, 2026

Swimming in my own lane

Something you say when you're unbothered by other people's opinions. You stick to what you want to do.

Don't tell me to walk faster, I'm swimming in my own lane!

by puzzleslacker August 3, 2025