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swedish fireball

A sexual act where someone places their mouth on another person's anus and recieves a heaping pile of red-hot diarrhea. Certain spicy foods may enhance the pleasure for all parties involved.
Cale: "Man, I have a really weird taste in my mouth today!"
Brian: "Really, what did you eat last night?"
Cale: "No, not eat; I got a big helpin' of Swedish Fireball. Man, that poo was everywhere!"
by Brain Dang July 28, 2008
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Swedish Skyrocket

While a girl is giving you head. Just before you're about to pop, push her head down to the max. Then proceed to ejaculate deep in her throat.....she'll enjoy it :)
"When jen was blowing me, i pushed her head down and gave her a good ole swedish skyrocket"
by M_Bernie July 31, 2007
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swedish torpedo

the act of doing a helicopter with your penis in front of a girls face, then quickly poking her in the with your boner...almost like a torpedo
Drew: So I was planning on doing the Swedish Torpedo to this retarded whore named Chrissy.....
Matt & Mitch:tht fucking puck slut??good work man!
Matt:u hit and ran right?
Drew:what?
Mitch:fucking gross man....
Alex: i got a chubby
Matt:Holy shit i just made this bitch Danielle blind in one eye with that shit
by bigjewdicksss February 22, 2008
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swedish finger trap

John and I played a game of swedish finger traps last night.
by uncle nasty fingers July 13, 2009
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Swedish Strudel

When a guy shits on your chest then cums on top of it
Oh my god I heard becky loves when ryan gives her a swedish strudel!
by liamsebastian July 28, 2010
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Swedish holiday

Police Officer: What are you doing, sir?
Perv: I'm on a Swedish holiday.
Police Officer: Yeah, this isn't Sweden. I'm arresting you.
by ctrlU September 19, 2013
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Swedish Friday on the Rocks

"Swedish Friday on the Rocks" is a procedure with intricate sexual acts on which the male and the female perform grotesque and vile tasks during sexual intercourse. The first act will be drinking 1-2 liters of water (may be tap, compacted, toilet, etc.) and waiting 2-4 hours for the urination process to commence. During this time, the female has the optional opportunity to purchase a nose plug or another type of plug. The female may use other commonplace objects (such as a cork, a rubber stopper, etc.). Once the urination process begins, the male plays the role of the "urinator", in which he controls all of his urine to curve its trajectory, thereby landing snuggly into the nostril(s) of the female, or the "urinatee".

Once the urination is finished, the female holds her head and neck backwards (65°-90°) while the male stands (either on or off the bed), masturbating until stopping to ejaculation. While the male ejaculates, he attempts to land all of his ejaculate into the female's navel, AKA the "belly button". After landing his ejaculation, the female must then carefully and confidently transfer the urine flown into her nostril earlier, and into the female navel. The male must then obtain a cup or glass. The origination of "Swedish Friday on the Rocks" suggested by Swedish paupers and now Swedish millionaires, recommends that the male should obtain a shot glass that holds 0.5-1 oz.
For our conception, I think we'll just do Swedish Friday on the Rocks.
by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014
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