Va-jay-jay Sweater

A hairy pussy, usually one that is thick and matted over like those heavy holiday sweaters with tangled pubes like they’ve been woven by Amish elves. Yeah, imagine trying to fuck that!

Dolph: Damn, bro. I just had my hand down Frita's pants!

Gregor: Score, dude!

Dolph: Not so fast, Holmes. I couldn't even get my fingers in her pussy.

Gregor: Seriously? Was she fightin' it?

Dolph: Naw, man. Her hair down there was impenetrable.

Gregor: Whoa.

Dolph: Yeah, bud. It was like she had a va-jay-jay sweater

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

frat sweat

Noun/Adjective The expression when alcohol is poured on some part of your attire causing a stain that people can see. Most common at fraternity houses. The term was started at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon house at the University of Alabama

"I am covered from (frat sweat) after I (shotgunned) that beer."
"I love to (frat sweat), because people can tell how much I can drink."

by Devotie65 November 16, 2009

Sweater Weather

1-Song used as a code to identify bisexual people
•Ask someone if they like sweater weather, if they say yes, they are bisexual!

(Some people don’t know about this code, so not everyone who says yes might be bi)

2-Sweater weather is also known as the Bisexual anthem.

•It’s not an official anthem, it’s taken as a bi joke, people call this song the bi anthem to joke around :)

1-
Person 1: “hey, do you listen to sweater weather?🙃“
Person 2: “yeah!😉“
Person 1: *now knows person 2 is bisexual*

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2-
*someone plays the song sweater weather*
Bisexual person: “everyone, stand up to the anthem!😎”

by Addy writes September 23, 2020

Italian Sweater

A term used to describe the excessive body hair on an individual. Usually looked down upon by the mainstream, some have chosen to embrace their gift of hairiness as it makes them unique. The term is not intended as an insult to those if Italian decent.

LeMort: Omg look at my Italian Sweater!
Girl: Omg so hot! I want to have your babies!

by LeMort July 8, 2005

sweat the technique

hating on someone cause they do something better then you

Don't sweat the technique. yom sayin?

by mark ca April 25, 2006

sweatshirt hottie

A sub-group of the human female species defined by the ability to assume hottie status by donning a sweatshirt, usually emblazoned with the acronym for the local university. They are particularly common in Central Florida on the UCF campus, during the frigid winter months between November to January when temperatures plummet south of 85 degrees. The sweatshirt hottie ensemble typically comprises the requisite sweatshirt (hoodies are cuter), tight jeans that morph cellulite into a sexiness, a thick black belt and flip flops: after all, it is Florida. Sneakers are passable. Proper sweatshirt fit is crucial: it should obscure rolls and muffin tops, while suggesting the presence of large breasts. A more disheveled hairstyle adds to the effect: the sweatshirt hottie appears relaxed, vibrant, sexy and, due to the attire, vaguely or wholly athletic.
Note to be confused with a sweater hottie.

"This campus is great. Half-naked, tan, athletic girls all spring and summer, and sweatshirt hotties during the two seconds of winter."

by ucfryan December 9, 2007

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009