swag surfer

when someone steals your swag or style of doing or saying things

u stole my "made up" word ,i made it, your such a swag surfer.

by BiGg DotY June 27, 2010

it's not rocket surgery

When you think that something is simple and very easy to understand but you're not very competent as a human yourself at the moment.

A good example of a Malaphor (where two idioms combine to make a confusing saying that doesnt sound quite right)

Person1: "I can't believe you don't understand this. It's not rocket surgery!"

Person2: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"

by gayyyyyyyysex November 11, 2017

silver surfer

When a man has sex with a woman while using a a tin foil condom. This act is usually followed up by a the cosmic power.

"I totally hurt myself when I silver surfer my girlfriend last week"

by Lukas Lunacy October 8, 2007

silver surfer that ho

(v.) the act of pulling out, coming on a woman's chest and stomach, and sprinkling silver glitter on your load as she falls asleep. In most cases, the male uses a tin foil condom.

1. I forgot to buy glitter and foil, otherwise I was gonna silver surfer that ho last night.
2. We don't superman no mo'; we just silver surfer dat ho! YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!

by D V C November 22, 2007

Cow Surfer

Surfer looking types that generaly wear some form of John Deere apparel often in conjunction with a Carhartt jacket

"Hey cow surfer, Get a hair cut!"

by Da_Elf777 January 5, 2006

butthole surfer

There are a lot of butthole surfers at Santa Rosa Middle School.

Including....well, we don't have to name them.

by cherrypopscle007 May 3, 2003

surfer

A girl (or perhaps a homosexual male) of loose moral fiber - if it swells, she will ride it.

Dad: "Check out that naughty Mary Jane Rottenbox over there sleazing onto that guy."

Son: "Looks like a surfer to me - I think he's gonna pork her."

Dad: "Son, he's not gonna pork her."

by JT Amish March 18, 2011