helter skelter

Out of context/form/shape/etc. Out of sync. "Whack".

Dude...your rooms' been looking all helter skelter lately!

by Disperse December 17, 2008

Shelton

Shelton is, nowadays, generally a Middle Name. It doesn't really say anything about one's personality, because it was given to them promptly after he or she was born.

Shelton used to be a common First name in the early 20th century. Your parents might have given you your middle name as Shelton, because their grandfather's first name was Shelton.

by sTelLer_boii October 9, 2008

Shelton

Shelton is a very hot guy destined to married a girl name Rachaela

Rachaela :You are so hot!!!
Shelton :Yeah I know.
Rachaela :Let's get marry.
Shelton :Sure!

by Shelton February 18, 2017

Stealth Turtle

When you pull a mooney with a turtle head poking out.....and no-one notices.

I was at a party last week and i pulled out a stealth turtle.

by Perrald August 7, 2006

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is a rarely practiced sexual act in which one partner deficates into a camoflauge condom and ties it on the open end, thereby creating a semi rigid striking tool. The partners (or group, if so desired) then take turns striking each other in the face with the excrement-stuffed condom until it bursts.

"Bro, Cindy and I did the stealth bomber last night. I've got like 18 purple mushrooms on my face. At least my hair doesn't smell like shit though."

by Andy Felterbush January 11, 2010

stealth mode

when a male has an erection in a public place or in the presence of his immediate family members - for the sake of himself and his youngest cousin, who is five, he must hide it in the most nonchalant of ways by pointing the tip of his member to the sky, nestled between his belly and boxers/briefs, so he can walk around without sticking out too much until junior gets soft again at which time he will be able to go on the slip and slide for the third time

man 1: hey, number 2, what's it called when you have a boner at the park and you hide it by touching the tip to your belly?

man 2: stealth mode.

man 1: riiight!!! stealth mode.

a mom: what the shit are you talking about?

man 1 & 2: baseball

by The fuckinillest man October 9, 2008

seltenreich

somebody that is like very hot,sexy

"wow caroline lookes like such a seltenreich today!"

by cbn12345 April 17, 2007