50 states

you think of a state and the other person has to guess what you are thinking, every time the person guesses wrong you move your hands from their knees upwards toward their 'junk' you stop when they guess right.

50 states is a way to touch a person you likes junk

by gkjsdfkhsj January 25, 2008

United States Military Academy

Federal Penetantiary located above the Hudson River. Also known as The Hudson High School for Underprivileged Girls . Although it is known by some to produce commissioned officers for the United States Army; its primary purpose is to make Navy's football team look good. Populated by Cadets; applicants must either obtain a nomination from their congressman, or accept attendance there as an alternative to a lengthy prison term. Remarkably, it defies the time-space contiuum in that though it is only about 50 miles from the center of New York City; it is nearly 1000 miles from civilization. It is also located immediately to the north of a small anthopological dig known as "The Highland Falls Project." Tourists are encouraged to roll their windows up when driving near or past the United States Military Academy as people have complained about having diplomas thrown into their cars.

He didn't get accepted to the Naval Academy, so he had to go to the United States Military Academy.

by Marine Cannoneer December 26, 2011

makeout stakeout

used to describe a very hot and intense makeout sess. a makeout stakeout may occur out at the club or in house.

eg. makeout stakeout on the washing machine in the dark.

how was your makeout stakeout last night?

by *8*8*8*8*8*8 May 2, 2010

The United States of America

Where the Internet was born.

The United States of America:

It makes sense that the Internet was born in America because the Internet is a free cyberspace. It is a virtual representation of America: Greatness and the crap that comes with it.

by raptroes December 4, 2010

stapes

A rare type of orange

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.

by ilovefruit September 1, 2009

stapes

Leprechaun slang - extremely insulting leprechaun curse.

"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry

by leprtam September 1, 2009

Stapes

A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

by lettucce September 1, 2009