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slacker

To smart to work, he thinks. Or she thinks.

An underachiever or irritatingly laid-back character.
Possibly disorganised, possibly prone to procrastination.

There can be a bit more to it than mere laziness or sloppiness, a perception that the rat race isn't worth it and shop-till-you-drop a surrogate happiness of low quality, and a slow poison, too. So this kind of slacker might (or might not) be dedicated to what he or she does (paragliding, for example), but would probably not list “climbing the corporate ladder” as an ambition or “shopping” as a hobby. May be a bit of a “Generation X” thing.
Hear Beck's song “Loser” or see the video for Soundgarden's “Black Hole Sun”.
B: “You know, while you got cash I had a look at the profiles you had your class fill out. Would you believe more than two third of the girls and several of the boys listed “shopping” as a hobby?
I mean, most of the girls I went to school with were crazy about buying all kinds of stuff and they would disappear in shoe shops for days, but list “shopping” as a hobby? No one would have thought of it as a damn “hobby”! And even if someone had, they still wouldn't have dared to admit they're so damn shallow. What has the world come to?

G: “Yeah, I know. Nothing to be done about that. The shits are doomed and so are we. You should see their parents. Now get off your butt and out of the car, you little slacker, we still need to get groceries.”
by So? July 7, 2008
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facebook stalker

a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.
"you are such a facebook stalker!"

"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."

"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."

"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"
by sm45 June 28, 2008
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Bone Sacker

Someone who derives pleasure from actively seeking and engaging in sexual intercourse with people who have an eating disorder.
"He met her on the anorexia ward.. what a bone sacker."
by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005
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Parking Lot Stalker

The act of following strangers in a crowded parking lot in hopes to get their parking spot.
The mall parking lot was crazy Christmas Eve, I drove around an hour and couldn't get a spot so I went Parking Lot Stalker and followed this old couple all the way from the door about five feet behind them and took their spot. It was contagious, on my way in I saw three other cars doing it.
by Big Pappa Smurfz March 1, 2009
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slackerati

A group of people not doing anything but something at the same time.
Drag queens...lawyers...students and an assortment of slackerati showed up
by RyeRye June 24, 2005
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text stalker

to text someone obsessively and relentlessly, without having any game, to the point of harassment
"Hey Emily, is your text stalker from Lakeland still hounding you?"
by Tim Tom Thomas August 3, 2008
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Stacked to the bit

a lot of something, full, plenty of something, chock-full
I'm stacked to the bit with files over here. I can't handle anymore.

Since no one showed up for my party, I'm stacked to the bit with beer.
by Ed8070 June 23, 2008
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