spiftastic

A variation and exaggeration of spiffy.

I had the most spiftastic day when I found that $20 in my coat pocket!

by A Pseudonym November 7, 2004

Sprint Football

Sprint football is a sport similar to American Football, but is played by small, weak boys. Sprint Football enforces a 172-lb weight limit, meaning the games are not entertaining. Where real football emphasizes strength and speed, sprint football focuses on giving kids who are too small (i.e. not talented enough) to play regular Division-I football a chance at dragging out their career. These players are generally non-athletic, weak, and arrogant.

"Hey look at that guy, does he play football?"

"No, he plays sprint football, he's a pussy."

Sprint football is the same thing as grade school football, except played by non-athletic college kids.

by mjhater2010 April 30, 2011

sprite

an ugly/ disgusting thing or person

guy1:yo man did you see tht girl

guy2:she was sprite,almost made me puke


EXAMPLE 2

girl1:do you lik this dress on me

girl2: it looks sprite

by philip walden October 11, 2008

Sprite

the soft drink you ALWAYS put in the water cup you got for free

Water is too bland, so I will put Sprite in this water cup when the workers aren't looking at me.

by partyrockstar222 January 13, 2016

Sprint

Any sexual encounter (usually a quickie) that begins with a texting...word originates from Sprint-to-Sprint, or head-to-head.

How about we go for a Sprint this afternoon, my bells need a jingle?

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

Extra Crispy Sprite

When a thirsty man cums in a girl's mouth and she chases it with a drink of Sprite from McDonald's then kisses you, spitting the cum and Sprite in your mouth, making it extra crispy.

This bitch gave me an Extra Crispy Sprite last night.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Sprite Remix

A toxic/acidic substance bottled in corrode-proof plastic, not to be confused with Pepsi Blue.

I almost died ingesting this crap.

by He who likes Bukkake May 13, 2005