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splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013
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Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.
Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.
by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014
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Slunted

"That guy just monumentally slunted me by taking that girl I was chatting with home"
by error404definitionnotfound December 21, 2015
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Slunt

A promiscuous and annoying female who has the privilege of being both a 'Slut' and a 'Cunt'. The word is common slang in the Glengarry area of perth.
Kure: Damn! Yarnsy you see that bitch over there? She's hot as fuck bro!

Yarns: Yeah hot as bro, bet she's a fuckin Slunt but

Kure: Yeah ay
by Yarns March 24, 2016
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Spunt

A combination of the words "special" and "cunt". Reserved for when a person is being an over the top cunt.
Tacha is being a spunt today!
Can you get an more spunty?
You can be a real spunt simetimes; you know that?
by R3playMaphukka February 25, 2017
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wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass
the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird
by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016
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Sprunt

The scent common of exotic dancers. The familiar odour is not specific to any location on her body, but depending on the excessiveness of direct contact, can linger on hands, faces, and nose for an extended period of time.
(In the elevator)
"Hey Phil, did you remember to pack the sprunt?"

(The next morning)
"Alain, is that sprunt I smell on your shirt?"

(At the restaurant)
Q: "How would you like your eggs?"
A: "Sprunt please!"
by Dave's Stag May 27, 2008
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