The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013
Get the splunk muff crunk mug.by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014
Get the Splunked mug.Related Words
splunt
• Splunted off the Gaff
• splunter
• spluntuntush
• spluntz
• slunt
• spunt
• splunk
• Splinter
• splinter cell
Past tense of slunt
by error404definitionnotfound December 21, 2015
Get the Slunted mug.A promiscuous and annoying female who has the privilege of being both a 'Slut' and a 'Cunt'. The word is common slang in the Glengarry area of perth.
Kure: Damn! Yarnsy you see that bitch over there? She's hot as fuck bro!
Yarns: Yeah hot as bro, bet she's a fuckin Slunt but
Kure: Yeah ay
Yarns: Yeah hot as bro, bet she's a fuckin Slunt but
Kure: Yeah ay
by Yarns March 24, 2016
Get the Slunt mug.A combination of the words "special" and "cunt". Reserved for when a person is being an over the top cunt.
Tacha is being a spunt today!
Can you get an more spunty?
You can be a real spunt simetimes; you know that?
Can you get an more spunty?
You can be a real spunt simetimes; you know that?
by R3playMaphukka February 25, 2017
Get the Spunt mug.by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016
Get the wood splint mug.The scent common of exotic dancers. The familiar odour is not specific to any location on her body, but depending on the excessiveness of direct contact, can linger on hands, faces, and nose for an extended period of time.
(In the elevator)
"Hey Phil, did you remember to pack the sprunt?"
(The next morning)
"Alain, is that sprunt I smell on your shirt?"
(At the restaurant)
Q: "How would you like your eggs?"
A: "Sprunt please!"
"Hey Phil, did you remember to pack the sprunt?"
(The next morning)
"Alain, is that sprunt I smell on your shirt?"
(At the restaurant)
Q: "How would you like your eggs?"
A: "Sprunt please!"
by Dave's Stag May 27, 2008
Get the Sprunt mug.