sparkling toothbrush

after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies

gross man you got a sparkling toothbrush!

by Rotorious 31 June 9, 2010

San Francisco Sparkling Disco

The act of inserting an entire disco ball plugged into a wall into your partner's anus. To complete this sexually enticing piss, the inserter must then urinate all over the disco ball to create an effect that shimmers and shines.

Yeah, I gave that four year old one hell of a San Francisco Sparkling Disco yesterday. That'll teach her not to where that sexy looking skirt!

by titty tickler of the seven sea September 17, 2017

Spanking The Raymond

The process of vigorously caressing your Romano in order to gerfliggity

My hands are chapped cause i was Spanking The Raymond innummerable times

by Burrito Supreme June 1, 2010

smacking off

The art of brutally masturbating everywhere you possibly can.

yo my mom just caught me smacking off it was awesome.

by ismackoff May 26, 2014

man spacing

Man spacing is when a guy takes up too much space

Joll your big shoulders are man spacing the elevator

by Man spacing July 25, 2016

spanking the princess

Female Masturbation; equilivent to spanking the monkey

I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.

by Ginger Fontaine January 7, 2008

snarkling

the noise and action a small dog makes when it gets overexcited.It is caused by a collapsing windpipe.

When we came back from holidays the chihuahua was so excited he started snarkling

by Michael Siddle April 25, 2008