something

A 'something' is an event such as a fight, an accident, a fire, etc. in which other peoples attention is wanted to mock said event.
An event must be substantial compared to its surroundings to call something on it

Man A: "SOMETHING! SOMETHING!"
Man B: "where?!"
Man A: THERE LOOK! A FIGHT BETWEEN BOB AND GARY

by Damn its dan December 16, 2008

something corporate

A band whose name describes every fiber of their musical being.

I want to go to their Italian villa in Rome and throw a brick through the the window of their Maserati, the rich fucking bastards.*

*I'm not sure about the villa, but I'm sure they have one.

by Deathfuckingmetal May 8, 2005

Something's missing

'Something's missing' is a term usually used by an individual who is either extremely hammered drunk or blazed (or both), while trying to create late night drinks or snacks (or both). No matter what random shit this person has already added to their concoction, they always feel like there is something else that would make the item just a little bit better.

Friend #1: Damn son! That club sandwich looks mean, what's in it?

Friend #2: Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mustard, avocado, pickles, a fried egg, American, jack, and cream cheese. It's alright, but I still think something's missing.

by GreenParrot713 September 28, 2009

got something

referring to a sexually transmitted disease.To be the carrier of any disease transmitted through sexual acts

i think she got something cause she been with so many dudes without using protection

by ToTo SuCio July 15, 2007

something something

when you want to decirbe something which is really good.

we had the best dinner last nigth it was something something....

by Eli May 13, 2005

Putting something hot up in that ass

The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.

Nigger. There I said it. God dammit fuck this length bullshit!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

slip up in something real fuckin tight

sliding your dick up into a real tight bitch's pussy.

having your bitch slide down on your dick and its real fuckin tight.

"Yo Dan V. I just slipped up in something real fuckin tight last night son"
"Yo have you heard about Dan V. in Brazil? He slipped up in something real fuckin tight"

by Tarik A. March 1, 2005