someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017

Someone pooped my pants

Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.

Jeffy: Farts

Rosalina: What's that smell?

Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.

Mario: JEFFY!

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

Whipping someone else’s porridge

Whipping someone else’s porridge Is when you have sex with a girl just after someone else came in her.

John was Whipping someone else’s porridge

by My Man Jerry January 14, 2018

National Ask Someone Out Day

On April 15th 2018, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game jus ask them.

“Hey Daniel, since it’s National Ask Someone Out Day go ask that hottie out.”

by JessicaMyers678 May 25, 2018

National punch someone in the ball’s day

Want to kick some balls but can’t wait for April 10th? October 29th is punch someone in the balls day! Just for you.

Hey Brett it’s National punch someone in the ball’s day

by Mikeox69420 October 23, 2019

Taking the piss [out of someone/something]

Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.

You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.

by Mike October 3, 2003

B my L on someone's T's

A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

by Diego B May 23, 2008