Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.
John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
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Get the Snowman mug.slowcaine is a term used when a person is already high on downers (e.g: benzodiazepines, opi*id painkillers, or any other substances that slow down brain activity) and he/she starts to ingest Cocaine.
The high is often described as a calming, very euphoric “high” that doesn’t last long.
(Mixing any nervous system stimulant with a/or multiple nervous system depressant can be extremely dangerous and it puts a huge stress on your body)
Being “slowcained” can be extremely dangerous as the upper can mask the effects of the downers in your system (e.g: Valium, Oxycodone, Xanax, Hero*n, Codeine, Morphine ), which can k*ll you when the Cocaine wears off.
The high is often described as a calming, very euphoric “high” that doesn’t last long.
(Mixing any nervous system stimulant with a/or multiple nervous system depressant can be extremely dangerous and it puts a huge stress on your body)
Being “slowcained” can be extremely dangerous as the upper can mask the effects of the downers in your system (e.g: Valium, Oxycodone, Xanax, Hero*n, Codeine, Morphine ), which can k*ll you when the Cocaine wears off.
William: What’s good? you look like you didn’t sleep well last night.
Derrick: Yeah man, i was up all night long poppin’ Percocets, then i decided that i will get slowcained as f*ck so i bought an 8ball of that fishscale snow, but after finishing it i couldn’t sleep so i took 10 Valium to come down
Derrick: Yeah man, i was up all night long poppin’ Percocets, then i decided that i will get slowcained as f*ck so i bought an 8ball of that fishscale snow, but after finishing it i couldn’t sleep so i took 10 Valium to come down
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v. a person or something that intuitively searches for cringe and slop content.
v. a person or something that intuitively searches for cringe and slop content.
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