Simmons Collage

As in an all Girls College in Boston, Go here and meet more lesbians than you ever did back home and take manditory feminism classes, also never say the word gay or risk being attacked, Located right near Fenway enjoy the Red Sox rioting right outside your dorm room.

Hey I go to simmons.
when was the last time you saw a boy?
about two weeks ago.

by lola January 9, 2005

Wolf Simmons

The German name of Mark Simmons of Haddonfield, New Jersey. It may be used as a name for anyone you speak to, including your pets.

Hey Mips-hater, what was the English homework?

WOLFE SIMMONS!

by DON SHOWALTER November 12, 2004

James Simmons

A BANDWAGONER! DO NOT TALK SPORTS WITH HIM EVER!

James Simmons is a bandwagoner. Enough said.

by soxfanatic March 4, 2009

sigmon

one of the chipmonks from alvin and the chipmonks, the smartest of the chipmonks

-_- sigmon has no example

by alvinsigmontheadore September 8, 2009

simmothy

The perfect couple to ever roam the earth. Both gorgeous in special ways, the couple usually grows up together turning their relationship into something more serious. They like each other at least twice in their lives and have undeniable love for one another. They may deny their love for each other but will always LOVE each other no matter what happens!!!!

"Have u met Simmothy? Well they are the perfect couple!"

by Lucy Lollipops May 25, 2018

Simmonds

A top shagger who walks around and owns the place, everybody literally worships him.
Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!

random bloke: “I was w simmonds yesterday”

sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”

by your bog-standard gerald November 15, 2020

simmoid

when something is very delayed

wow that message was so simmoid

by warlocksarefornoobsL December 24, 2020