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Shingle Inn Breakfast

A gathering of gloryholes found in a gay getaway cottage. Four men will fill the wholes whilst one man will drop to his knees and begin eating. A shingle inn breakfast is only complete when the man has chewed all four sausages and swallowed all four egg whites.
Chris "Dude Jay's just devoured a shingle inn breakfast in 5 minutes"
Geoff " Yeah man he's a regular at the cottage, we gotta stock up on men when that kids in town, he can go through 12 egg whites a sitting if hes on form"
by timmy75 June 9, 2011
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Saving Whales

The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process
Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."
by foxygranpa April 30, 2015
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shaving your bacon

The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.
Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.
by ZT14 July 27, 2016
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Shinger

The act of one fingering themselves whilst taking a dump.
Dude- I can't believe Lou let me watch her shinger herself last night!
by LPDC July 16, 2018
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Shingisaing

Jumping into conclusions without investigating or finding out what actually went down or happened.
Stop shingisaing you wernt even there when it happened!
by Oxford dictionary part 2 July 28, 2018
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phantom savings

Its the Amount of money you saved written at the bottom of a receipt, but when you ask for it they wont give it to you
Give me the $46.00 you just saved at the grocery store Dad. I cant son, that's not real money ,Its only "Phantom savings"
by Steven A Sayegh April 17, 2016
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Dick Shingle

The dried crust from condom residue that is still on the penis in the morning. Usually recognizable during the morning pee.
Jesus what gutter did I drag that girl out of, the amount of dick shingle is obscene.
by Braingrapes April 11, 2017
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