A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
by Colton 2266 July 04, 2021
by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 07, 2017
by PattyDubs November 26, 2017
by Seppoel March 30, 2021
Somatotype Shotgun is the situation that regardless of who calls shotgun in the vehicle to be used, someone automatically gets the shotgun due to their girth or height etc, for convenience.
Darnell: "Shotgun!"
Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."
Darnell: "Fair one."
Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."
Darnell: "Fair one."
by DefinedThat September 05, 2011
by Kenshin301 November 18, 2017
The end result of giving it to a lady twice in a row, with a man's load being fired on both occasions. A double barreled approach.
by Meme_Games July 17, 2017