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Boner Shock

1.The act of playing Bioshock with a boner.

2.The unfortunate event of having your dick electrocuted while you have a boner.
1.Last night I Boner Shocked for five hours straight. This morning I woke up in a hospital with my psychiatrist next to me.

2. Same shit here.
by Arcane Master March 18, 2015
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pop culture shock

When a person is out of the loop or not up to date on pop culture, and your attempts to explain them just confuse them even more.
Guy #1: did you see that paris hilton sex tape?
Guy #2: someone made a sex tape at the hilton in paris?
Guy #1: you don't know paris hilton? geez pop culture shock
by parishiltonisaperson May 5, 2010
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Frost Shock

The only thing Shamans know how to do, OH! They know how to Windfury a lot too, the asses.
LoL!!1 U CANUT STUP TEH FRUST SHACK!!1 I IZ BETUR TAHN U CUZ I AM TEH LEDUR OF TEH HURD!!11 LoL!!1
by Thrall's hero class April 26, 2005
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Cell Block Shock

A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"

Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"

Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"

Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."

Guy 1: Silent

Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010
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Pleasure Shock

Its like having a Luther Vandross song injected into your bloodstream while being fanned by goddesses and trippin on LSD. Then you die. Thats the shock part.
-"Dude, last night we right in the middle of the deed and I see her just freeze up!"
-"High five bro, thats Pleasure Shock."
by Amputated Clotbone June 18, 2010
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Springer Shock

The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.
I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!

Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
by taxingtacos September 15, 2010
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notification shock

noun
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed
I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick
by intron February 20, 2014
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