Apple Shampoo

to urinate over someone

"dude i just apple shampooed this biatch"

by tic crew March 13, 2009

SHAMPOO

intention to swear at a man

im going to shampoo any minute now r-jizzy barking

by loojaro August 17, 2006

Shampoo

Any instance where something is mistaken for shit.

Holy Christ, someone shit in the pool!

Calm down, It's probably just shampoo.

Yeah, look, it's half a snickers bar.

They were just shitting us.

by Zoggg September 16, 2007

pickle shampoo

another cool band

i wanna listen to pickle shampoo

by crazy mountain dew chic July 19, 2003

shimptoms

is when a person that looks like a "shim" and has some kind of simptom either emotionally or physically

a "shim" walks into a doctors office and the doctor asks what are your shimptoms

by Elizabeth Romo November 30, 2006

Shimperific

extraordinarily great or intense with a Shimp feel.

Have you had that spaghetti it is shimperific!

by shimp1 October 20, 2011

Shimples

Pimples contracted from eating ass.

A combination of the words "shit" and "pimples".

Guy 1: Dude wtf is on Bobby's face?
Guy 2: I dunno man, but I think it's shimples

by Screw-It-I'm-Out August 20, 2017