shed

short for shithead, used when you are too lazy or to tired to say it all

JE: "Freaky F you're a fat mastard grick sumbitch"
Freaky F: "yeah, but you be a shed"

by derf January 22, 2005

Shed Shit

The type of thing someone would do behind a shed, usually illicit, nasty, or embarrassing things.

eg. smoking pot, giving oral sex, urinating

We made fun of him for weeks after we caught him doing that shed shit.

by A. Nuggs November 24, 2007

Seduxting

When a person seduces someone by text, therefore making it "seduxting".

*over text*

Boy: wh@t @r3 y0u w3@r1nq qurl?

Girl: nothing. ;D

Boy: y0ur t1tt13$ @r3 huq3! 8====>

Girl: Stop seduxting me strange black man I don't know.

by Domezy July 2, 2011

SCHEDULATE

To coordinate schedules or calendars in order to set an appointment, event, or the like.

We need to speak to the rest of the family so we can schedulate the reunion.

by paralegaltech July 26, 2011

Shedad

A rather risky father

"Your dad's a bit of a shedad isn't he Ron?"

by Gmac123 May 7, 2018

scheduel

a battle for honor and spots in a class.

"Me and my friend schedueled for the last spot in the class"

by yuskey444 April 6, 2010

Shed

A derogatory term used to describe people who might find themselves rusty, mouldy or full of holes.

"Hi, sorry, I drank all the milk."
"Oh my God, you're such a Shed!"

"Have you put the heating on?"
"Yes, you big old Shed!"

by Lover of frogs October 2, 2013