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Martini Shaker

The female version of a fist pumper AKA the guido. Often found in the popular nightclubs/bars. The type of girl who is usually wearing 18 pounds of makeup and clothing that looks like she was poured into them. While dancing, they will almost always be spotted with an alcoholic drink in hand, and taking ridiculous pictures to put up on their Myspace the next day. No need for GHB gentlemen, this is an easy lay.
Damn, look at this Martini Shaker, if her skirt was any shorter I'd see something winking at me.
by Veronica Fugman May 24, 2008
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On Shapes

Referring to the child toy where one inserts various shaped blocks though matching holes through or into the toy. Comparing the difficulty to doing much harder mathematics, making the person(s) seem stupid.
People who jerk cannot dance compared to people that can actually breakdance.
Someone that does something really shitty compared to Someone that does it really well.

Someone is "on shapes" if they do something very stupid.
"aw man im jerkin'"
"dude youre on shapes

"haha i raw dogged that fat hoe last night"
"haha youre deff on shapes
by john taffy March 3, 2010
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K shape

To describe something weird or abnormal.
You are k shape. Showing someone acts abnormally.

That kite looks k shape. It refers, that kite is in a weird appearance.
by AnyMe December 1, 2014
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pipe-shaker

Noun: A gargantuan turd; specifically, a bowel movement large enough that it shakes a house's plumbing upon being flushed. This can be used for descriptive purposes or derogatory.
Oh man, that shit was massive, a real pipe-shaker! My wife said she felt the rattle by the kitchen sink!
by RamonChingon September 16, 2015
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Petey shaker

That funny feeling in your balls when you hit a bump or a dip in the road while driving. Basically the feeling of your balls going zero gravity momentarily.
I sped up to 90 mph to hit that dip in the road because it gives me a bad ass petey shaker.
by PhillyFulg February 29, 2016
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Restroom Shaker

A Restroom Shaker can be either one or two people. If one, then a Restroom Shaker is jerking off so hard that the whole row of stalls is shaking. If two, then Restroom Shakers are two people having really hard-core sex that they make the whole row of stalls shake, attracting a large crowd outside of the stall they're in. This reaction from the public often causes the Restroom Shakers to never commit again, therefore passing their title of Restroom Shaker into somebody else.
Man: "Omg, it sounds like there's a Restroom Shaker in there"

Woman: " Yeah, sure does... Let's go check it out! "
by PshycoComedian July 26, 2017
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Homo shamer

Similar to homophobic, but not actually afraid of gay people or culture. Instead, homo shamers are intolerant to gay people.
Eric: Dude stop sucking my dick.
Shane: you homo shamer!!!!!
by Mix and Mum July 26, 2017
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