pipe-shaker

Noun: A gargantuan turd; specifically, a bowel movement large enough that it shakes a house's plumbing upon being flushed. This can be used for descriptive purposes or derogatory.
Oh man, that shit was massive, a real pipe-shaker! My wife said she felt the rattle by the kitchen sink!
by RamonChingon August 11, 2015
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