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shoe shag redemption

when someone takes too long to collecting your trainers from the storeroom in a popular highstreet shoe store they are in fact having it off on a mound of shoe boxes downstairs disposing their remains in your new shoes.
wheres my shoes samantha they're taking a while?definately having a shoe shag redemption mate
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would you like to have sex

quick little booty call
boy: wys shag?
girl: sorry on my period
wys shag by mumxxxx December 11, 2019

sheep shag 

Rolling over on the bed whilst snogging eachother pasionatley
person 1: did u here what they did last nyt??
person 2: nahhh
person 1: they did the sheep shag, started at snoggin and it all moved on
sheep shag by jimmy71789 May 25, 2008

fro shag 

ghetto lingo meaning "for sure." Basically the same as fro shig.
"There's no better feeling than watching pot smoke dissipate in front of your face."

"...fro shag."

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"Caturday has to be the best day ever."

"...fro shag."
fro shag by Matumbo Ekuban April 26, 2008

National shag Brodie day 

April 24th is national shag Brodie day go up to Brodie and drop those panties
It’s April 24th it’s national shag Brodie day
The act of having sex with one of the locals and then later finding out that you have contracted HIV/AIDS and a string of other diseases.
ROD: You get a Bali Shag?
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
Bali Shag by The Moody Poet November 30, 2006