September 20th

National bomb your school day, if you bring a bomb to your school and detonate it, no one can stop you because it's September 20th

"Yeah I have a bomb and the principle just let me into the school because it's September 20th"

by U12 September 19, 2021

September 23

National if its your 2 months anniversary your gf has to send you nudes day

Its September 23 our 2 months anniversary you have to send me nudes!

by Bigslongman170 September 5, 2022

September 29

These people born on this day are fake friends.

You: It’s my birthday, September 29th!

Ryan: You’re a fucking fake you big booty bitch.

If you dislike this you were probably born on September 29th and failed the vibe check.

by what the steelers fan December 2, 2020

September 26

National Get Broken Up by Your Girlfriend day

"Its September 26, do you know what that means? It's national Get Broken Up by Your Girlfriend day!"

by loltrolledlol July 31, 2021

September 25th

PAOLA'S FREAKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Omg you guys its September 25th PAOLAS FREAKING BIRTHDAY

by @THISRANDOMGIRL_J September 24, 2019

September 27

National rape day

Omg watch out for Momo on September 27!

by snahkx September 27, 2022

September 20th Massacre

The Area 51 Raid that failed horribly. Millions met their fate naruto running.

He died in the September 20th Massacre.

The government tried to hide the September 20th massacre by saying only a few thousand went.

by ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ September 22, 2019