do the salmon

flappin and slappin your forearm against someone elses like a mad bitch

hey mikaela (DO THE SALMON)

by swagtown-2012 September 22, 2013

Seamon

The worst last name to have in your high school career.

Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "Put your Seamon inside her"
Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "give her your Seamon, put it on her face"
Girl walks away

by Seamonator June 17, 2015

silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006

Somalian Dick Salmon

Someone or something that exhibits oddness, lack of hygiene, foreign nature, general sliminess, or a combination of them all.

Damn, Ms. Lopez is a Somalian Dick Salmon. You can smell it.

by InShnawWeTrust February 20, 2011

Salmon

The color of a nice pink pussy. The opposite of roast beef.

Man 1: "So bro... Was she a salmon or roast beef?"
Man 2: "She was SALMON!!!"

by urmomsgreat July 27, 2008

Selman

Listens to Tupac ,Eminem ,Tech9 and other true rappers.

Has an amazing body.
Is a baller.

That is Selman. He is a real person.

by Bouttofuckyouup February 20, 2019

salmon

A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top

Mmm, that curry on salmon last night was awesome.

by StatenIslander December 23, 2007