Uncuffing season

Usually during the spring and summer months when people who were previously in relationships during the winter break up with their girlfriend/boyfriend to be free for the summer and warm months so you can play the field and not be tied down during the best times of your life.

Jake: "Dude it's uncuffing season, you gotta break up with Jess."

Justin: "I know bro, I will boutta hook up with Sam and Jane."

by yofreakinloman April 18, 2017

Oasis of the seas

The largest motherfucking cruise ship on the planet

News Reporter: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas is now pulling into the harbor we're going to get the live feed up and..... holy shit that's huge

by applealex November 29, 2009

seascope

The act of eating a dudes asshole while hes laying down, then you rest his balls on your eyes while he has boner, and it looks like youre looking through a seascope

i paid fifty bucks for a good old-fashioned seascope last night.

by nut a bust March 20, 2009

Seasonal Gooch

Noun. The period of time between Christmas and New Year.

Oh, just my luck - I'm having to work in the Seasonal Gooch :(

by peteywheats December 31, 2016

Cyberian Seas

vast virtual ocean of Cyberia where the cyberwaters are rich with files, info, friends and foes.

Áññè ßöññý'$ ǵtlå$$ 442 is sailing the Cyberian Seas again, did you see the freak flag flying?

by rinncess August 3, 2006

girlfriend season

That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.

Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !

Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.

by three-m August 30, 2013

sadboy season

Lengthy periods of sadness and loneliness for sad boys

You good bruh?
Yeah, it's just sadboy season

by Tokyo tommy March 19, 2018