the raised scepter of love

erect male genitalia.

There is no such things, as polishing the raised scepter of love too much.

by UrbanSage May 19, 2014

you like scrap

what you say when asking someone to fight (or scrap) with you

White dude: You're a fucking nigga!
Black dude: You like scrap right now?
White dude: Um, sorry, I can't... I'll fight this chink though.
The white dude proceeds to run away from the black dude, then picks on an Asian midget. When the white dude kicks his balls and steals his stuff, the tiny Asian roundhouse kicks the white dude and knocks him out.
Black dude: WHITE BOI CANT SCRAP!!!!!!!!

by lilzor March 31, 2017

Scheponiked

To live a life with such shitty luck, that a triple amputee, diabetic Ethiopian would not want to trade places with you. Eventually this situation will lead you to have the excitement level of Eyore, and the pessimism of Piglet, resulting in your weeping quietly to yourself every morning after you've realized you did not die in your sleep.

After sneezing into a girl's face after your allergy medication fails to work you decide to give the gift of a stuffed animal. Then on the way to buy the gift, your car's windshield cracks after you turn on the heat. Once in the parking lot of K-mart, you are hit by a car, driven by a poor person, allowing you no retribution what so ever. You are then left on the ground of the K-mart parking lot, in a puddle of your own urine and tears, Scheponiked without a prayer.

by SlickTop April 29, 2009

Bugs 'n Scrap Iron

Slang for Briggs and Stratton, probably referring to how cheap and common they are.

"Hey man! That's a nice lawn mower!"

"Yeah! It's got a 20 inch deck, and is powered by a five-horse bugs 'n scrap iron!"

by Puffie40 October 14, 2005

Scrape The Shit Off My Shoe

A term of contempt to one disliked.

"I'm not Fukkin doin that! They can scrape the shit of my shoe..!!"

by Parker TreeFroGG December 1, 2003

scrape job

shaving

john needed to give himself a scrape job

judy was going to give her legs a scrape job

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

scrape

noun: A person who listens or joins into the conversations of people unbeknown to him.

verb 1: to scrape, or scrape in, involving yourself in other peoples discussions.

verb 2: Scrape, or Scrape out! is said to scrapes when they scrape in. It then grew into generally meaning "go away". Can be used in lot's of situations

"Gerald is such a scrape, we were chattin about Laura and he joins in like he knows me"

"Bob totally scraped into their group, he's a twat"

jim: *punches Mark*
Mark: "Scrape out you dickhead!"

by shank everymans January 21, 2006