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Scooter

A big black dude killed the orphans with a scooter
by Daddyscoc July 14, 2021
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Scootered

When you smoke a crack rock and get super high but it doesn't quite give you a ringer !
Holy I'm fucking scootered!
by Enlightened Aura April 5, 2024
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Scooter pimp

A Character in "The book of Bjorf" plays no part in the main story but can go from dimension to dimension with his scooter. Mr.Pimp has a distinguished look with his jeweled top hat and accessories.

He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
"Did you see Scooter pimp there today?"

"I wonder where Scooter pimp went?"
by IAMBJORF November 18, 2022
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Scooter Burger

When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it

#Cuckold
Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce
by anonymous July 10, 2023
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scooter bunny

A slutty woman, who is a hangs out with motorcycle / riding clubs, likes to claim she isn’t slutty but she will hop on anyone’s bike if they don’t kick her off.
Fred:”Holy shit bro, you see that chick over there?”

Jon:”Oh bro, you don’t want THAT scooter bunny, she rode everyone in the clubs bikes, and probably their ducks too!”
by Uncle Touchie October 4, 2021
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Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.
Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.
by Asaya October 24, 2018
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scooter

1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.

2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)
1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."
by oldtigercub March 21, 2011
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