Golden Scissoring

The sexual act in which two women show affection by pressing vaginas against one another's, with legs apart (also known as "scissoring") during which one or both individuals urinate.

Jane: "I want to scissor"
Penelope: "I need to pee"
Jane: "Por que no los dos?"
Penelope: "Golden scissoring time!"

by Royal Decree June 3, 2015

dirty scissor

When two lesbians don't clean their vaginas and scissor to create an ugly monster

Heather and Rain performed the dirty scissor and a monster destroyed the town!!!

by FuckM3J3rry August 5, 2018

The Scissor Drawer

2 men scissor with another man in the middle.

Dude, did you hear about Johnny Sins? He did The Scissor Drawer during his most recent scene. I almost nutted on my ceiling fan.

by Mini Johnny Sins September 21, 2019

CID_SCISSORS

CID_SCISSORS also known as Agent Scissors is the codename of John Costello, a man famous for being the father of the doxxer Raymond Costello.

"Why is CID_SCISSORS not cutting? Is he stupid?"

by CID_DOUBLEBLADE October 6, 2023

Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors

A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.

If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.

Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?

Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.

by DizzaleTheWhale November 4, 2009

Scissoring Bitch

a person that gets in a scissoring kind of mood all the time.

Cara Georgas is a scissoring bitch.

by Shimizu ! February 2, 2009

double-kangaroo scissor kick

When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.

Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.

by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009