scattershot

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.

1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."

by Timmy™ August 29, 2006

Seattle Spinner

When you take a dildo and attach it to a power drill and ram that up your bitch.

Want to do a Seattle Spinner?

by ThatGuy588585 February 13, 2009

Scatter-talk

When someone (in conversation) changes the subject in mid-sentence or thought with no transition whatsoever.

When my sisters and I get together, we often engage in "scatter-talk", covering many subjects at once with no transition from subject to subject.

by KGuerriero October 18, 2008

Seattle

The city that rains a lot, located int he pacific northwest.

boeing, amazon, starbucks, microsoft and much more started here. The name of the city is Seattle.

by Amazing guinea pig July 8, 2011

Scatters

Where a group of people throw objects at cars to try and get chased.

Person 1) lets get some scatters

Person 2) ok

by 01429 April 1, 2017

Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat

When a man is about to finish making love to a womans ear, and realizes that he may have earwax on the edge of his penis. This thought causes him to pull out impulsively and unload man juice all over his girlfriend's face. Naturally still disgusted by the earwax left on his penis, he then proceeds to wipe the brown sticky material above the load he just blew, creating what appears similar to a black man wearing a white trench coat.

Ford: I totally freaked out when I saw the earwax on my dick man.
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...

by Arissa Rodriguez-Lopez May 1, 2008

Seattle Philharmonic

The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.

Andrea was the target of yesterday's rousing Seattle Philharmonic.

by Phil Spektor October 16, 2009