The scale on which you rate a woman, based entirely on attractiveness.
1: 1s do not exist. A 1 is a person so vile that their very presence is sickening. They must be entirely physically unappealing, smell awful, and their personality makes them totally unbearable.
2: A 1 that either doesn't smell awful or is only mildly unbearable to be around.
3: Somebody who is physically unappealing but has other characteristics which make them desireable.
4: A 5 with no confidence
5: Average. It's OK to be a 5. People are imperfect.
6: A 5 with a great personality.
7: What's known as a "specific 10." Meaning that while she is generally very attractive, she has one feature that appeals to a guy with VERY specific preferences. It could be small boobs with tiny nipples. It could be he has a thing for gingers. It could be he is only attracted to short women. Every 7 is a 10 for somebody.
8: Could be a 9 if she put a little more effort in.
9: A 9 is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. She is a 9. She is not a 10, she is a 9.
10. 10s do not exist. A 10 is a 9 on all other accounts, but with the "x factor" quality of a 7 that makes her irresistible. A 10 is unfathomable. You tell stories about having seen one, and your bros don't believe you, and tell you that surely it was a 9. When you see a 10 you never forget.
Keep in mind that the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale is a bell curve. 4s, 5s, and 6s are the most common. 1s and 10s practically do not exist.
1: 1s do not exist. A 1 is a person so vile that their very presence is sickening. They must be entirely physically unappealing, smell awful, and their personality makes them totally unbearable.
2: A 1 that either doesn't smell awful or is only mildly unbearable to be around.
3: Somebody who is physically unappealing but has other characteristics which make them desireable.
4: A 5 with no confidence
5: Average. It's OK to be a 5. People are imperfect.
6: A 5 with a great personality.
7: What's known as a "specific 10." Meaning that while she is generally very attractive, she has one feature that appeals to a guy with VERY specific preferences. It could be small boobs with tiny nipples. It could be he has a thing for gingers. It could be he is only attracted to short women. Every 7 is a 10 for somebody.
8: Could be a 9 if she put a little more effort in.
9: A 9 is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. She is a 9. She is not a 10, she is a 9.
10. 10s do not exist. A 10 is a 9 on all other accounts, but with the "x factor" quality of a 7 that makes her irresistible. A 10 is unfathomable. You tell stories about having seen one, and your bros don't believe you, and tell you that surely it was a 9. When you see a 10 you never forget.
Keep in mind that the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale is a bell curve. 4s, 5s, and 6s are the most common. 1s and 10s practically do not exist.
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Sometimes abbreviated to "nape", for short.
To be used as a euphemism when one wishes to belittle or mock such caucasians in their presence, without running the risk of being lynched or sodomized.
Sometimes abbreviated to "nape", for short.
To be used as a euphemism when one wishes to belittle or mock such caucasians in their presence, without running the risk of being lynched or sodomized.
"No, I do not watch NASCAR, my fine Southern friend, as I am not a scarlet nape."
Upon entering The Boar's Nest bar, Harold and Kumar quickly realized they had entered the domain of the scarlet nape.
As it was Friday night and Lynyrd Skynyrd was in town, the napes were out in force.
Upon entering The Boar's Nest bar, Harold and Kumar quickly realized they had entered the domain of the scarlet nape.
As it was Friday night and Lynyrd Skynyrd was in town, the napes were out in force.
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A logarithmic scale used to express the amount of anti-humor produced by a remark or quip uttered by an individual with the intention of producing genuine humor. Similar to the richter scale, the scale ranges from 0 to 9 with each increase of 1 representing a ten-fold increase in anti-humor. A 0 on the lippman scale signifies a state of humor equilibrium in which nothing has been said which can be deemed offensively unhumorous and harmful to the souls and psyches of those within earshot. A 5 typically results in temporary paralysis followed by seizures, suicidal tendencies and diarrhea. Although nothing above a 7 has ever been reported, experts speculate that a 9 on the Lippman scale results in the return of Christ to earth at which point he will utter the words "Fuck this" and the earth will implode into a giant supernova of anti-humor.
The other day I heard someone say: "When you were born the doctor came into mom's hospital room and was like, your son strangled himself with the umbilical cord, he's dead......JK APRIL FOOLS!!!" Due to my queasiness and depression I figure it must have ranked around a 3 on the Lippman Scale.
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To act in a egotistical, longwinded and self centered manner; to fill the air with loads of blustery obfuscation or arrogant belly-button observations; acting like a general ass.
To act in a egotistical, longwinded and self centered manner; to fill the air with loads of blustery obfuscation or arrogant belly-button observations; acting like a general ass.
I'm going to go scoble that reporter.
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He always scobles at our parties, and now nobody wants to come.
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He always scobles at our parties, and now nobody wants to come.
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*1) I see you around, you seem like a nice enough person.
*2) My spirit seems content around you, we could be friends, i guess, If the situation calls.
*3) I definitely want to become friends, Your cute, interesting, i want to know more about you.
*4) You are very attractive, enjoying the sight of your body very much, I've thought of sexing you.
*5) I'm beginning to know you, for you, your personality entices me, thinking about intimacy even more.
*6) Your a real great person, we enjoy each other, but that's all, i already have my 8,9 or ten. (see 8,9 and ten) So, you are stuck at 6, I guess.
*7) I care about you strongly, think about you when your not around. i really do appreciate you in my life.
*8) I feel the strongest connection to you, i feel like i understand your mind, body and soul.
*9) i have sleepless nights without you, i think about you half of the day,care for you like a care for myself, wanna share special moments with you, only want you to be happy, I'm sad when you're sad, i think am just minutes away from fallen...
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*10) Fallen head over heels in L-O-V-E ( you know that feeling you have for that someone, you cant explain it, but you know it. whatever is your love, then that's when its TEN (10)!!!!!!
*1) I see you around, you seem like a nice enough person.
*2) My spirit seems content around you, we could be friends, i guess, If the situation calls.
*3) I definitely want to become friends, Your cute, interesting, i want to know more about you.
*4) You are very attractive, enjoying the sight of your body very much, I've thought of sexing you.
*5) I'm beginning to know you, for you, your personality entices me, thinking about intimacy even more.
*6) Your a real great person, we enjoy each other, but that's all, i already have my 8,9 or ten. (see 8,9 and ten) So, you are stuck at 6, I guess.
*7) I care about you strongly, think about you when your not around. i really do appreciate you in my life.
*8) I feel the strongest connection to you, i feel like i understand your mind, body and soul.
*9) i have sleepless nights without you, i think about you half of the day,care for you like a care for myself, wanna share special moments with you, only want you to be happy, I'm sad when you're sad, i think am just minutes away from fallen...
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*10) Fallen head over heels in L-O-V-E ( you know that feeling you have for that someone, you cant explain it, but you know it. whatever is your love, then that's when its TEN (10)!!!!!!
girl: "wats my like rate on the scale of 1-10 like---love?"
guy: "right now your a definite 7".
girl: ":)"
guy: "right now your a definite 7".
girl: ":)"
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