Savage Monday

When you brutally execute all your tasks for the week on Monday. In the hopes that you can pretend to work for the rest of the week.

Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.

Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.

by R.Patel October 5, 2012

Savage Cucumber

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand

Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there

Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

Ultimate Savage

Being the biggest savage in the world; no one can top you

Erick is an ultimate savage.

by Sav God August 30, 2016

Savage AF

an online mmorpg abbreviation/title/slur, for any player who has the ability to hoard and skillfully use the most power available in each particular game, to guard their "personal space" and friends in the game fiercely and sometimes violently. They can be very mean or very nice people in reality, but they usually have played their game of choice for a good amount of time (years usually) and have very tight social cliques. (World of Warcraft, Wizard101, League of Legends etc.). It literally means "savage as fuck".

That life witch on Wizard 101 was savage af in the morganthe battle, she never healed anyone and she basically soloed the whole time while everyone died.

by Mariah Emeraldheart July 7, 2016

savage season

A season of nonstop savagery , resulting in broken relationships and homes. The end goal is to roast any person/thing into utter oblivion.

Hey Ethan why you roasting him?
Cause it's savage season Sullen.

by Sullenchoirboy May 25, 2016

michael savage

To offer opinions directly from your ass, bypassing the larynx.

I offered a michael savage opinion at the cocktail party. The hostess was the first to slip the accompanying fecal matter.

by Rushed Limbaugh August 18, 2008

Rico Savage

A man with a extremely micropenis. Has a hairy washed up face. Eats ass. Has the same size back as a walrus and eats pudding cups with gays

“Oh shit that boy Rico Ragin -Rico Savage”

by monster_meat73939 March 7, 2019